Every foster kid dreams of their lost family.

megumiovvo:

chuck-charles:

i made a makeup tutorial for all my fellow feminists out there bye

jfc

watch it

humorcat:

darrynek:

the nominees are

• leonardo dicaprio
• leonardo dicaprio
• leonardo dicaprio
• leonardo dicaprio
• leonardo dicaprio

and the winner is *opens envelope*

• adele

I hate to turn up out of the blue uninvited

• Mom: Why are you laughing alone in your room?

utmostidiocy:

A baby’s laughter is one of the most beautiful sounds you will ever hear. Unless it’s 3am. And you’re home alone. And you don’t have a baby.

one-fanwarrior-to-ship-them-all:

sassymccoy:

no but people with vaginas are so badass okay

because there will inevitably come a point in all of their lives where they wakes up in a pool of their own blood and their reaction will be dammit now i have to do laundry

that is some suave superhero shit and you won’t ever be able to convince me otherwise

You. You are my favourite person.

it doesn’t matter that i know you like me back, i still wouldn’t talk to you first. 

something-ruthless:

Coral

Don’t look for my body or a ghost.
I’ll resemble more a pilot light than a man now.

afrogay:

long time no d